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Christmas Jordans

by Rob Sonic

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I made this song to share with you at Christmas time but you could probably play at other times if you want.

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The sweater all ugly fire all cozy
put her midnight mass on the glass at the Shoneys
mathematics trophies, magic coin prepper
on his break he gone take two and pass the poinsettia
plate full of Danish, all butter sticky,
keep the flame on his tongue like he came through the chimney,
costume is spiffy, prepared by my elves
cause my pockets getting bigger than the square on my belt
hairs on pelt keep the sleigh gear aligned
don’t be gassing me by asking if the reindeer can fly
cause I came here to grind, no time for the trash
or the hermits in the kerchief or the kind that are cap
I get mine while you nap, from the start to the stop
and the bigger population is just part of the job
it's an art a collage, it’s a bridge to believe
Saying Jordan as I'm sorting gifts under your trees

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released December 24, 2023
Rapping by: Rob Sonic
Beat doing: by Rob Sonic
Mixed by: Nobody, I just made it and recorded it for you

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